gyrmination

Dr. Koh: “You sound like a starving chicken. You need to sound like you are cutting someone’s head off with a knife. [slash!] You’re DEAD! [slash!] You’re DEAD!”

A couple of SUNY whipper-snappers pull up at the light just as I’m snapping into an organic banana. “Yeah, yeah! Eat that banana!” they holler at me. I roll down the window. “Don’t you wish you had one too?” I call back. There’s a stunned silence. I guess they didn’t expect me to reply, because [...]

It’s been a Selenium kind of day! At work, I won an award for promoting the best money-saving practice with my Selenium web automation initiative … complete with $500 gift certificate to a retail store of my choosing! Sweet! And lo and behold, it’s finally time for another release. Let me tell you, I’ll be [...]

gang rake : hardcore rake-on-leaf action. An n:1 relationship exists between n rakes and each leaf. Would you still be up for laundry-on-laundry action after some gang raking at my place?

Myles: “Yeah, I talk too loudly. That’s why I could never become a ninja.”