Split Pea Soup
Haw-Bin: “What are you doing?”
Haw-Wen: “A lot of gas builds up here, right above my stomach. I poke it to make the gas go up or down.”
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Mike: “They’re not big-ass butter ball chickens. They’re ‘catch me if you can’ chickens.” (Tandoori chicken at Mc Donal Fast Food Tandoori Restaurant)
Mike: “You think you got a worm or an ‘amoeba’ or something? It’s taking the first train out of my colon!” (Spicy “napalm peanuts”)